10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.