10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus