10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You have to piss with the dick you have