10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."