10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.