10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.