10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.