10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!