10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.