10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright