10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.