10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.