10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.