10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is