10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike