10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• in the poker game of life women are the rake