10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician