10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz