10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event