10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves