10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."