10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?