10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.