10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com