10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters