10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach