10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers