10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"