10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."