10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach