10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP