10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!