10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water