10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm