10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22