10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts