10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.