10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson