10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Those eggs smell delicious!