10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs