10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls