10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.