10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--