10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS