10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed