10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• It's Free To Fold...