10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker