10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers