10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine