10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."